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Funny Church Bulletin Board Notices
Apparently these sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins
or were announced in church services. I found them hilarious and hope you will too.
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The Fasting &Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching
for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not
worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is
hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off -
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure
to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can
get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends
a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'
Come early
and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds
will be used to cripple children..
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want
remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious
hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM -
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in
the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.
All ladies are invited
to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their
electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large
double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: I Upped
My Pledge -
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