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Why Men Like Golf

These expressions were found on a birthday card sent to a male member of my family recently and made me laugh. Hope they won't offend anyone.

The card showed some cartoon pictures together with the following expressions and was headed -

Why A Game Of Golf Sounds Like An Orgy

• Damn, my shaft is really bent
  
  
• After 18 holes I can barely walk.
  
  
• I need to wash my balls first.
  
  
• Mind if I join your threesome?
  
  
• Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
  
  
• Stand with your back turned and drop it.
  
  
• Look at the size of his putter.
  
  
• My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip.
  
  
• Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.