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Did I Read That Sign Right?

Sometimes people don't realise what they write and the results can be very funny. These signs are very amusing.

On a Restroom Door
Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below.

In a Laundromat
Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a London department store
Bargain basement upstairs.

In an office
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In an office
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Outside a secondhand shop
We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Notice in health food shop window
Closed due to illness.

Spotted in a safari park
Elephants please stay in your cars.

Seen during a conference
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it there is day care on the 1st floor

Notice in a farmer's field
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, however, the bull charges.

Message on a leaflet
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

On a repair shop door
We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work.